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TheWeatherTrio Featured By Owner May 20, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
*Kazoo noises*

Narrator: On the last episode of Dragon Ball Z, Virginia acted damickey so now Gugo and Ker-Kristen Stewart must fight! I hope they don't hit each other too hard... 

:iconkrillinplz::iconsaysplz: Eh, We're really in for it now Gohan! 

:icongohanderpplz::iconsaysplz:nuhhhhh! 

:iconvirginiayesplz::iconsaysplz: Uh? 

:iconkrillinplz::iconsaysplz:Ehhhhh....

:iconvirginiayesplz::iconsaysplz: Awww Shit... 

*Dramatic Kazoo music*

:iconfreezypopplz::iconsaysplz:Virginia! Hanging out with little boys in spandex, I see! 

:iconvirginiayesplz::iconsaysplz: Yes... 

:iconfreezypopplz::iconsaysplz: I love you Vergina but you can't be doing that c'mon!

:iconfreezypopplz::iconsaysplz: There's no escaping Venana! Prepare to Durrrrr

*Flicks rubber Band*

:iconvirginiayesplz::iconsaysplz: Eaaaaaccckkk! 

:iconfreezypopplz::iconsaysplz: When I'm through with you, you'll have to pee stitting down like a girrrl! Hoyhoyhoyho!

:iconderpvegetaplz::iconsaysplz: A true Saiyan always sprinkles when he tinkles! Ugggghhhh 

:iconkakarotplz::iconsaysplz: He's right you know! 

:iconkrillinplz::icongohanderpplz::iconsaysplz: *Gasp*

:icongohanderpplz::iconsaysplz: Daddy!!! 

:iconkakarotplz::iconsaysplz: Eww Faggit! 

:iconfreezypopplz::iconsaysplz: Garsh! Who are you supposed to Buh?!!

:iconkakarotplz::iconsaysplz: Kaka Carrot Cake! I am real Super Sand!

:iconfreezypopplz::iconsaysplz: Buh! Super Pooper Scoopers are just Legend! 

:iconkakarotplz::iconsaysplz: You'll see, Freezy Pop! 

:iconpiccolopickleplz: *casually floats by*

:iconkakarotplz::iconsaysplz: I'm stonger than an ant, if an and was this big!!!

:iconfreezypopplz::iconsaysplz: Heheheheee 

:iconkakarotplz::iconsaysplz: *Eh*

:iconfreezypopplz::iconsaysplz: Gah! Y-You're just fuckin' with me!

:iconderpvegetaplz::iconsaysplz: Kaka Carrot cake...

:iconsupersandplz:

:iconderpvegetaplz::iconsaysplz: When I was just a little boy, He... HE DIDN'T INVITE MY TO HIS BIRTHDAY PARTY!!! 

:iconkakarotplz::iconsaysplz: YOU MONSTER FRISBEE!!! 

:iconfreezypopplz::iconsaysplz: The cake was delicous!

:iconderpvegetaplz::iconsaysplz: Kaka Carmen Electra... Show him what for it mean to be... Super Sand legend.... Eeeehhhh I'm dead... 

:iconkakarotplz::iconsaysplz: FREEZY POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO--

:iconfreezypopplz::iconsaysplz: Ow my ears... *falls off cliff*

:iconkrillinplz::iconsaysplz: Wow! I'm glad that's over! 

:iconkrillinplz::iconsaysplz: For a second there I thought that... Oh wow I guess he really-- 

:iconfreezypopplz: *shoots krillin*

:iconkrillinplz::iconsaysplz:Oh noooo.... 

:iconkrillinownedcountplz::iconkrillinownedplus1plz:

:iconkakarotplz::iconsaysplz:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

*five episodes later*

:iconkakarotplz::iconsaysplz:OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

:iconkakarotplz: *heavy breathing*

:iconyehplz::iconsaysplz: *burp*

:iconfreezypopplz::iconsaysplz: Your hair! What are you, Gay? 

:iconyehplz::iconsaysplz: Yeh. 

:iconfreezypopplz::iconsaysplz: Well Kaka Krabbypatty, We only have like 50 episodes before Namek Esplodes! 

:iconfreezypopplz::iconsaysplz: But Senzu Bean a good boy you can just leave... Go, get out of herAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!

:iconfreezypopplz::iconsaysplz: It's true... He is super Sand Lesbian... 

*Everyone cheering*

:iconmasterroshiplz::iconsaysplz:You did it Goku....

*Awkard silence followed by screams of terror*

:iconearthplz::iconmushroomcloudplz:

END
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yehplz Featured By Owner May 14, 2014
Yeh.
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DJ-Ben-Drowned Featured By Owner Apr 17, 2014
:iconover9000-plz:
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:iconblakeandalex12:
BlakeandAlex12 Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2013
:icongoku-plz::iconsaysplz:Gee! It sure is boring around here. :iconsureisboringplz:

:iconmasterroshiplz::iconsaysplz: :iconmahboiplz: This is a piece of what true fighters strive for.

:icongoku-plz::iconsaysplz:I just wonder what Freezer is up to.

:iconmrpopoplz::iconsaysplz:.... Master roshi. Frieza and his minions have seized Kami's home planet. Namek.

:iconmasterroshiplz::iconsaysplz:Hmmm. How can we help?

:iconmrpopoplz::iconsaysplz:It is said that Goku is the legendary super saiyan or whatever.

:icongoku-plz::iconsaysplz:Great! I'll get my power p-

:iconmrpoporapefaceplz::iconsaysplz:Shut up bitch! Your power level is enough. Now get on my carpet. It's made for two.

:icongoku-plz::iconsaysplz:How about a kiss? For good luck?

:iconpiccolowtfplz::iconsaysplz:Are you kidding me?! Hell no!!

:icongoku-plz::iconsaysplz: :iconlinklolplz:

:iconmrpopoplz::iconsaysplz:Were off.... Byyyyyyyye! :iconmrpoporapefaceplz:

:iconsquadalahplz:

:icongokuwtfplz::iconsaysplz:What are all those guys doing here?!

:iconmrpopoplz::iconsaysplz:Those are all the minions you have to face on your journey.

:iconrecoomeplz: :iconjeiceplz: :iconburterplz: :iconginyuplz:

:iconghostnappaplz::iconsaysplz:Hi!

:iconvegetarageplz::iconsaysplz:Goddamnit! SHUT UP NAPPA!!!

:iconkakarotplz::iconsaysplz:I guess i'd better get going!

:iconmrpopoplz::iconsaysplz:Where do you wish to go?

A- Blue forest
B- Green ocean
C- Namekian village
D- Frieza's ship
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CrystalisZelda Featured By Owner Feb 17, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
this..........is perfect.
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Thefirerodan98 Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2015  New Deviant Student Digital Artist
:iconthinkpornplz:
:icongodzillaplz:
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gokugrinplz Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2010
Visit :icondbz-icon: for a complete list of Dragon Ball Z Icons founds here on DeviantArt!
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ChaosVincent1 Featured By Owner Aug 6, 2009
:iconthinkpornplz:
:iconmasterroshiplz:
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:icondonnasand:
Donnasand Featured By Owner Jul 12, 2011
gross!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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:iconchaosvincent1:
ChaosVincent1 Featured By Owner Jul 12, 2011
What did you think those magazines that he kept reading throughout DBZ actually were?
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